vapor-man:

gorsem2001:

vapor-man:

We all love anime titties, but what about cgi titties?

How about real ones

what are those

n4rc1ss1st:

me:image

you:image

codeddenominator:

never forget when drake wore a shirt with jaden smith’s reaction to his vma performance on it

Brother: I wonder what Satan looks like..
Me: Well, first off his name is Lucifer and he's a fallen angel. According to the bible he was suppose to be super gorgeous.
Brother: Really?
Me: Yeah. I guess you could say he was....
Brother:
Me:
Brother: ???
Me: ... fine as hell.

theromantorchwick:

Mercury. Probably not the sharpest tool in the shed. But a tool, for sure.

hullodearie:

Snapchats from Yang

kawaiiasspizza:

christinaposabule:

hey wanna hear a joke

well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously

and what the fuck do you mean by that

kisskicker:

Some rough sketchy farts to prove that I’m not dead. This stuff is supposed to be for Yaoicon but if my productivity thus far is any indication, I’ll just show up with a bunch of dicks drawn on a pad of sticky notes.

its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

kingcitywitch:

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

lychgate:

true-queen-of-westeros:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

It is I, The Functional Alcoholic.

the human corpse on life support
what the fuck thats not cool

lychgate:

true-queen-of-westeros:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

It is I, The Functional Alcoholic.

the human corpse on life support

what the fuck thats not cool